"Are you sure it's not Barry Manliow in his bicycle cape?"
Just think of me as the Kaiser Sozé of LJ users. I reveal myself, but only a little at a time. And I look like Kevin Spacey when I'm done.
Actually, I look nothing like Kevin Spacey. Nor Dangermouse, nor Penfold, nor even Colonel K. Certainly not as pants-poppingly studly as yourself, Captain C. (Which is perhaps why I choose to remain hidden from view...)
Until such a time as I have an online archive of Herb Ritts-style glamour shots that ooze sensuality and intrigue, my flippant Post-It™ caricature at left should give those at home a general idea of how I look.